Monday, May 21, 2007

What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor

when he's old and needs a retirement plan? For many years, my retirement plan was to find a nice, dry place under the Burnside Bridge in Portland, OR, but all of the good spots are long taken, now. Then I decided, a step van. That'll do. I can wander as I want til I croak. Nope. Gas prices will rule that one out.

Then I remembered David Lightbourne's comment when he was told that Weber had announced his retirement. Dave said, "Weber's the original freak. Freaks don't retire."

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